Outrageous Tax Deductions in the US
Friday, June 25th, 2010In the UK, deductions from your self-assessment tax return can amount to substantial savings. These savings can help you to battle debt problems and can amount to a welcome tax rebate at a time of year when funds are notoriously tight. It can be difficult to know what you can discount as a business expense and what you can’t though. For inspiration, here are some real examples from our cousins across the pond, courtesy of Debtsolver.
Firstly, the top ten successful tax reductions…
- The owner of a petrol station gave away free beer instead of trading stamps and the Tax Man felt that this is a legitimate business expense.
- An “exotic dancer” had her chest enlarged to a 56-FF and as a stage prop essential to her act, they were tax deductible.
- Your babysitter can be a charitable deduction, if you employ her to look after your children while you are off doing charitable works in the community.
- Necessary business trips are tax deductible but the owners of a dairy business did manage to write off their Safari because a lot of the activities had an animal focus.
- Pets are considered personal effects so if your job requires a move, transport for your furred, feathered or finned friend is deductible.
- Hold a business meeting in Bermuda and it can be written off. Same with Barbados, Costa Rica, Dominica, the Dominican Republic, Grenada, Guyana, Honduras, Jamaica, Saint Lucia, Trinidad and Tobago, Canada and Mexico… If you’re from the U.S.
- If you’re a professional bodybuilder, you can write off all of that essential body oil. Glistening muscles can be a genuine tax write-off.
- For a couple who rent out a holiday home, having their own jet is a fully deductible expense as they have to go and check on it occasionally.
- A nightclub promoter hired a few leggy lovelies for a launch and the tax man allowed him to write them off as decoration.
- When a man was told to get more exercise, he felt swimming was a good option. So, he installed a pool and was able to deduct it from his tax as a necessary medical expense, including its heating, cleaning and general upkeep.
If those passed, what were the unsuccessful claims? Here are the top 5 that weren’t so lucky.
- A man tried to deduct whiskey as a client gift but the category he chose was client entertainment, it wasn’t allowed and it violated state laws.
- The owner of a failing furniture business hired someone to burn it down, not only to collect the $500,000 insurance money but also to deduct the $10,000 expense of hiring the arsonist.
- You can’t deduct expenses of illegal professions. Sounds obvious? Well, tell that to the prostitutes that try to deduct the cost of condoms.
- If you buy your own prize-winning racehorse, name it after yourself and then take clients to watch it run, it’s not a business expense, it’s a personal expense.
- Even though we’ve heard that someone deducted a pool as a medical expense, taking dance lessons doesn’t count. So, dancing to relive varicose veins, dancing to cure arthritis and dancing to alleviate nervous disorders just won’t cut it.





